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Latte說:我很瘦好嘛!

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迷  偶聽到了喔
Meee:  你聽到甚麼?
Latte:  偶聽到 有兩機貓 超過20磅  還有一機18磅   還有一機  你一及縮口愛的也 綑定比偶胖  
Meee:  ㄟ 你管人家那麼多
Latte: 偶煤油管  偶素要跟尼梭
Meee:  你要說甚麼?
Latte:  偶素瘦貓ㄌㄟ
 
 
Ｍeee:　蛤　　蝦密？　　你速嗽喵？天囉。。。。。。
Latte:  ㄟ meeee
Meee:  幹嘛?
Latte:你 怎麼協偶講話
Meee:  偶 偶 偶 要花轟了
 
Felines

貓咪按摩

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貓咪按摩 其實是從小吃貓奶的一個習慣動作

長大後 還滿多會這樣

如果你家貓咪會幫你按摩 是把你當媽喔 跟她很信任你喔

白貓生性多疑 比較難以取信 需要時間 不過也幫我按摩過

阿貓是我女兒ㄝ 每天早上幫我按摩喔

啊 要是小白白賴床上被我包在blanket裡 阿貓就不來幫我按摩 只顧吵我罵我 

阿胖勒  阿胖也會按摩 自己的床 然後抓我床腳出氣  抓了 看我突然坐起來 就一溜煙的跑掉是每天早上必定上演的戲碼

 

Felines

嚇死人的肥貓啊!!!!!!!

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迷 給胖一個機會嘛  他說他不胖 你一直說他胖  他在搞自閉ㄝ
給他一個機會 證明搭不胖啦
(ㄟ 小菸酒我也覺得他滿胖說)
 
Meee:  ㄟ 胖 你衣服沒穿好喔  看起來粉胖 你確定你要照?
Latte:  對啦 你一直說我胖 其實我也只有 13.12磅 剛剛過六公斤
Meee:  好 你不要後悔唷
Latte:  快啦 大家都等著我的帥樣子
Meee:  ㄟ 可是我覺得你這樣看起來像是17磅說
 
Latte:  那換個姿勢好了
Latte:  我這樣看起來如何?  這樣比較小陀說
Meee:  
Meee:  你自己看看 我speachless
Latte:  那我這樣勒 我可是抬頭挺胸喔  我粉帥
Meee:  就跟你說 你衣服要穿好啦 老是耍帥
Latte:  那從次面勒?
Meee:   
Latte:  不行 換另外一面
Meee:  你……這……樣……看……起……來……很…….厚!!!!

Latte  這時候發揮了他愛吃的不屈不撓精神 說: 這樣好了 從上面 看起來有沒有像個葫蘆?
Meee: 
Angel:  Latte  我看你根本沒藥救了  you are not overweighted but obese!
 
喵言喵語

Latte 狂想曲

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Latte:  那天 我跟小白白在雅座裡頭談情說愛  這個女人粉煩 又跑來照相  That day, I was dating with this little sweetie at a nice and quiet place.  This woman, what the F, she came and took pictures again.
 
[實際是: 小白白也愛這個阿貓藍子 所以有時候會進去 可是這個胖 不知道爲什麼竟然也跑進去湊熱鬧 我看到的時候 胖已經被angel打了一巴掌了] the truth is:  Angel loves this basket.  She will take rest inside of it.  Latte usually not goes into that basket.  When I saw him and Angel were there, he was slapped by Angel already.
 
LATTE: 怎樣 小白白   什麼 你說我很帥? 拍謝啦.  What?  Agnel, you think that I am handsome.  Wow, you are so sweet.  I know you love me.
 
The truth is :  Aangel has not decided wheather to give him another slap or run away simply.
 
Latte:;  Angel, don’t be shy, I know you love me, don’t deny it. 
The truth is:  Angel really wanted him out of that basket. (that basket is Nana’s favoriet.)
 
Latte: Yes, I know that I am so handsome!.
 
The truth is:  Angel was already angry and kind of giving him warning.
 
 
Latte:Look, I am tall and strong!  Yes, I am so muscular.
 
The truth is:  Angel got ready to give him another class.  And, Latte immdeiately got into high alert!
 
 
Latte: hey, little girl, don’t be shy. 
 
the truth is :  finally, Angel slapped him and sprang out of that basket quickly. (what a stupid digital camera.  it took time to save previous picture then I missed the most precious one. sucks!  I need a single lens)
 
Latte:Yes, I know that i am so attractive to girls.  They just shy away from me.
the truth is:  after Angel jumped out, he started licking up the leftover of dental treat in the basket.  ha, Nana did not finish all her dental treat this morning.  原來 人爲財死  貓爲食亡啊!
 
My beloved one!

阿貓啊阿貓

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